Biggus Dickus

Who’s got the biggest dick in Asheville?Inquiring wife wants to know…Here’s Hubby’s…[image]_ Keri:I told him I had fun with him and he said he had fun too.(3 March 2019) Keri:So we met up and went to the movies, the arcade and out to dinner.(3 March 2019) Keri:And before hand we both agreed that we would be friends with [...]
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Gena:
Why do no guys in my class want to go out with me?
(5 March 2019)

Gena:
I am pretty much ignored by boys.
(5 March 2019)

Brittany:
Did he still like me?
(5 March 2019)

Melanie:
My wife had a bad dream that I cheated on her which I would never do to her.
(5 March 2019)

Jaleesa:
Aren't babies with cleft lips so damn ugly?
(5 March 2019)

Jaleesa:
If it's detectable, I'm getting an abortion.
(5 March 2019)

Jaleesa:
I pray my next child isn't born with that disgusting deformity.
(5 March 2019)

Nena:
Parents refusing to pay me for babysitting their stupid ugly brat toddler because I punished her for a mistake?
(5 March 2019)

Nena:
This was 4 days ago so I rang them today demanding my pay and they claim their daughter is now scared of the potty and has gone backwards in the process so will not pay me.
(5 March 2019)

Nena:
I told them I am a very good babysitter and was doing exactly what Supernanny would do and then I told them they were bad parents.
(5 March 2019)