Friday, 23 November 2018

Definition of “OLD”

#1I very quietly confided to my best friend that I was having an affair. She turned to me and asked, “Are you having it catered?” And that, my friend, is the sad definition of “OLD&qu_ Danita:I m shes 27 hes 45. And have other people but they still mange to make time to see each other [...]
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Anette:
I don't know if it's gas or the baby moving..
(21 November 2018)

Anette:
Ever since I was 20 weeks pregnant I've felt something in my stomach that felt like bubbles popping ever so often.
(21 November 2018)

Lizette:
My boyfriend keeps asking for piggyback rides?
(21 November 2018)

Lizette:
He even asks for them multiple times in the same day and it was getting annoying so i stopped.
(21 November 2018)

Lizette:
I really love him but my boyfriend keeps asking for piggyback rides lately for no reason.
(21 November 2018)

Shantel:
PLEASE JOHN, NO USELESS RUBBISH DRUGS, I'M BEGGING YOU.
(21 November 2018)

Shantel:
DON'T MAKE ME KILL EVERY SHRINK THAT PEDDLES SUCH IGNORANCE IN THE WORLD...CHANCES ARE WE MIGHT LOSE JORDAN TOO.
(21 November 2018)

Shantel:
Don't let a shrink treat you, look for a neurologist.
(21 November 2018)

Shantel:
JOHN, please don't put SSRIs amphetamines or any nasty rubbish like this into your body, not even for epilepsy.
(21 November 2018)

Hermine:
Dating: GF broke up with me because I am from another culture?
(21 November 2018)

Thursday, 22 November 2018

Georgium Sidus

Sir William Herschel discovered the planet Uranus and several moons around other gas giants. In the course of an observation on March 13, 1781 he realized that one celestial body he had observed was n_ Hermina:I’m about to have sex for the first time with my girlfriend.(20 November 2018) Rosario:Haven t message him in 3 days, should [...]
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Lorrine:
I said to him , It took me two days but I finally have an answer, your girlfriend . He laughed and I tried to explain to him that I thought it was his family or someone else using his phone.
(21 November 2018)

Lorrine:
Then a Monday night I finally replied back.
(21 November 2018)

Sharee:
When using a condom, should I use lubricant?
(21 November 2018)

Sharee:
Basically, if I use a condom and start interacting with a chick.. Will it hurt her if I don't use any lubricant?
(21 November 2018)

Sharee:
I tried Google, but that didn't really help me.
(21 November 2018)

Sharee:
I've obviously never done anything, but I want to know.
(21 November 2018)

Jeanmarie:
I don't know if I'll find someone else like her.
(21 November 2018)

Jeanmarie:
I can't marry outside of Ethiopians, and most Ethiopian girls I know are not attractive to me.
(21 November 2018)

Jeanmarie:
However, she just wants to be friends.
(21 November 2018)

Jeanmarie:
It died out, and we've been friends ever since.
(21 November 2018)

11 things I love about the woman i have not met.

1. I love the fact that I smile when I think of you. Maybe in traffic, or reading a text from you, or just daydreaming.2. I love when I make you smile. It feeds my desire to make you happy.3.I love_ Yun:I don’t like online dating and prefer being in person. should I try just being [...]
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Lucilla:
I wouldn't like the responsibility of picking them up every day.
(20 November 2018)

Lucilla:
They're on the way so it really shouldn't be hassle for me.
(20 November 2018)

Jacquelyne:
Lads, so you like to give your woman a nice long foot massage and caress her feet slowly?
(20 November 2018)

Jeanett:
How to change up our sex?
(20 November 2018)

Jeanett:
We want to make it more fun and something new.
(20 November 2018)

Marica:
Note: We could be put at risk because it is illegal in my state and if it were to be found by an officer, we would all be held responsible and my roomate could lose rights to his son.
(20 November 2018)

Ferne:
One of my college roomates smokes weed? Please help?
(20 November 2018)

Ferne:
Any advice on confronting him and telling him about next year's plans would be amazing.
(20 November 2018)

Ferne:
He knows we do not like it and things are about to get real ugly between hum and my other room mate.
(20 November 2018)

Ferne:
Eventually he ran out of extra money and could not afford it, but he has recently gotten a job and after three months, he is back to smoking weed.
(20 November 2018)

hey lets roll

how about some angry Hillary girl supporters come by and make me pay for voting for trump_ Emerita:We made eye contact then he raised his shirt to show me his abs.(19 November 2018) Emerita:I was just seated drinking and across me I saw this muscular hot guy.(19 November 2018) Alejandrina:Gf won’t have sex?(19 November 2018) Alejandrina:Is she just trying [...]
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Herma:
I have a close friend named Seth, Seth Has a crush on this girl from work But shes Married. they still talk at work all the time, and they get along great.
(20 November 2018)

Alecia:
How do I catch up after missing out on the developmental years?
(20 November 2018)

Zella:
I don't know, it just gives me super nervous energy and I can't think clearly.
(20 November 2018)

Zella:
I also always worry that he (even though we are always talking) doesnt really like being my friends or thinks im clingy, even though he never does anything to see that way.
(20 November 2018)

Zella:
Its so weird because I never feel this weird with my other friends.
(20 November 2018)

Zella:
I feel like im always waiting for him to call me because I enjoy talking to him more than anybody.
(20 November 2018)

Zella:
I know that he doesnt have to call me, but i am always so paranoid.
(20 November 2018)

Zella:
What i'm insanely confused about is that why does it bother me soo much when he doesnt call me?
(20 November 2018)

Zella:
We are both aware of the fact that there is no foundation for a romantic relationship between us which takes a lot of pressure away.
(20 November 2018)

Zella:
We talk about everything, and mostly talk whenever we have the chance.
(20 November 2018)

hey lets roll

how about some angry Hillary girl supporters come by and make me pay for voting for trump_ Emerita:We made eye contact then he raised his shirt to show me his abs.(19 November 2018) Emerita:I was just seated drinking and across me I saw this muscular hot guy.(19 November 2018) Alejandrina:Gf won’t have sex?(19 November 2018) Alejandrina:Is she just trying [...]
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Shirely:
Plus i dont want to have my first sex with hooker and in my country u just cant have sex for fun.
(20 November 2018)

Shirely:
I always refuse to start things.
(20 November 2018)

Shirely:
I mean i believe im not ready to have a serious relationship, because at this time i don't think myself as good as any crush i ve ever had.
(20 November 2018)

Shirely:
Studying at university and not really hasty to have sex.
(20 November 2018)

Shirely:
So im 20 years old from europe and still virgin.
(20 November 2018)

Jani:
Probably because she's kinda nerdy.
(20 November 2018)

Jani:
I notice hardly any guys talk to her.
(20 November 2018)

Jani:
Not sure if that would be weird.
(20 November 2018)

Jani:
I wanna ask her if we could excercise together.
(20 November 2018)

Jani:
We both love sports and excercise.
(20 November 2018)

Wednesday, 21 November 2018

Another winter, coming fast…..?

Another ski season fast approaches ….. who’s getting excited??_ Bree:The estrangement has allowed them to only have to see each other once this year and barely speak that time as the aunt through her temper tantrum.(19 November 2018) Candi:Since my Dad is arrogant and lies should I ban my children from being in his presence?(19 November 2018) Candi:My [...]
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Caprice:
I take care of her in all the ways possible, when she needs advice, I protect her, I encourage her.
(20 November 2018)

Caprice:
My girlfriend was my childhood best friend so I feel really like she's my sister.
(20 November 2018)

Caprice:
I have an older sister but I have always dreamt of having a little sister like her.
(20 November 2018)

Caprice:
I'm a good guy ( I made my mistakes in the past, I mean other kind of mistakes, but I would never dare to harm her somehow). Since I have decided this way, I have developed a sort of sisterlike affection for her, like she's my sister.
(20 November 2018)

Caprice:
My girlfriend is 17 and we have never kissed, because shes shy and I wanna keep away from all the physical stuff until she's mature.
(20 November 2018)

Shaunta:
Age differences in relationships?
(20 November 2018)

Shaunta:
Is this an issue, should I not be talking to her, would it be immoral if we dated?
(20 November 2018)

Shaunta:
The age difference is roughly 3 years and a month.
(20 November 2018)

Shaunta:
Issue is she's 14 (Freshman) and I'm 17 (Senior). I turn 18 in December and she turns 15 in January.
(20 November 2018)

Shaunta:
And I recently started back talking with someone in the group chat, and have developed feelings for them.
(20 November 2018)

sound of silence….

I’ve been quiet, real quiet. There’s not been much going on, but that’s good. A month ago, there was a lot going on, not good. My home was not the safe harbor that I sought at the end of the day. Ther_ Roxanna:About 2 months ago I moved out after being tired of being pressed to [...]
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Melva:
I just remind him because I don't want him to get in trouble, and its easier because I memorized the task so I get going myself.
(20 November 2018)

Melva:
So in order to help the shift run smoothly I remind him of when its time to leave (he sleeps), and when its time to do certain task (he's sleeping.) He told me that im giving himorders, and telling him what to do.
(20 November 2018)

Layla:
She is very friendly and like to dance around with all types of people, Caucasian, blacks, Chinese and I asked her since she is here did she ever date an American guy and she was like, yeah, for a couple of months.
(20 November 2018)

Breana:
As a 90 year old homeless virgin, how can I prove to myself I lost it before death?
(20 November 2018)

Shella:
What does it look like?
(20 November 2018)

Shella:
I planned to say that i like her but she is not that comfortable yet.
(20 November 2018)

Shella:
I really am grateful for an advice.
(20 November 2018)

Shella:
But she doesnt show any signs of liking me back?
(20 November 2018)

Shella:
To people who are reading this, it seems like it is quite obvious that she likes me.
(20 November 2018)

Shella:
She know it is gonna be awkward but she still come anyways.
(20 November 2018)