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Caprice:
He purposed Friday and I told him I'd think about it.
(6 November 2016)

Amalia:
How do I tell a guy I don't like kissing with tongue?
(6 November 2016)

Nilsa:
My Dad is an alcoholic and everyone avoids my Mom and I because of it, how do I fix this?
(6 November 2016)

Nilsa:
He became this way after my sister killed herself 10 years ago.
(6 November 2016)

Angila:
Why Are My Parents Always Cancelling Events?
(6 November 2016)

Angila:
What can I do to have fun if I can't drive yet?
(6 November 2016)

Angila:
I'm annoyed because I have a lot of homework over the weekdays and I want to have fun on weekends but my parents always change their plans even though they tell me a week prior that we're going somewhere.
(6 November 2016)

Angila:
We were supposed to leave for the trip around 12 PM but now it's 5 PM and we still haven't at least left the house.
(6 November 2016)

Angila:
I can't drive yet so I can't go anywhere myself.
(6 November 2016)

Angila:
Okay not so bad, but now my mom is taking a really long time getting ready so now my parents say we're just going to the park.
(6 November 2016)